August 2012
5 tags
st3phascope:
master-dik:
i don’t know how to survive school anymore
ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
1 tag
Your current number of followers is the number of...
dizor:
oritzer:
golbatt:
captainamericaa:
nerdsnerdseverywhere:
shilbur:
FUCK YEAAAH
YESSSS.
Fuck you bitches
marchingbandmadnesss:
when your band director or instructor makes a sexual innuendo while you’re supposed to be serious.
pemowentz:
You know when bands say “thanks for coming out tonight”, its because they know how rarely I leave the house, so its a special occasion
2 tags
me: wtf why is everyone going to bed, it's only-
me: oh
14 tags
cee-net:
ohio-is4-lovers:
Plot twist: Nobody gets offended by a tumblr post
Those “nobodies” have names, asshole
1 tag
someone: that's so gay
white girl: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAID THAT. DID YOU? DID YOU REALLY. YOU KNOW, LOVE IS LOVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S BETWEEN A BOY AND A BOY OR A GIRL AND A GIRL OR A BOY AND A GIRL, IT'S LOVE. GAY SHOULDN'T BE USED AS AN INSULT, I HOPE YOUR HEAD IS CUT OFF AND THROWN INTO A GAY BAR.
someone: that's so gay
gay person: i know right
5 tags
July 2012
So essentially today sucked.
I was going to blog about band camp. But today sucked.
7 tags
1 tag
i would do my homework but...
sodamnrelatable:
im a bit busy
via sodamnrelatable
5 tags
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
6 tags
4 tags
gatsbie:
internet explorer has to make a commercial to get people to use it even though it’s already automatically installed in every pc
My reaction to 99% of peoples Facebook status'
damnthatswhatshesaid:
How much time have I spent on the computer?
thefuuuucomics:
Did anyone else feel sorry for the drummers at the...
musicalmelody:
That looked like it would have been exhausting to play for that long straight.
7 tags
formally-known-as:
h0rmonecasserole:
Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
Pretty much yeah
buttpower:
you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four
dropperoftea:
it’s not a real fandom until the characters have been sorted into hogwarts houses
1 tag
chemicalshenanigans replied to your post: I just want to go to school.
Bro, you know you can count on me.
I should be okay. But if all else fails, I take your couch. I’ve slept on that thing before, it’s pretty comfortable. For real, bro, thanks.
3 tags
Dashboard Confessional is fucking amazing.
I won’t say they’re my favorite band. Because that recognition is for Brand New and Brand New only. But… damn, Dashboard is good. Second favorite band.
1 tag
polosforhomos:
inthehangingtree:
neverbirds:
getnothingdone:
has anyone noticed we brits literally take nothing seriously
#we parachuted our queen into the olympic stadium
#we made hundreds of Mary Poppins’ battle Voldemort
is it a little late to bring in the boston tea party because you guys took that pretty harsh
They should just start making up fake countries to...
nevillethebamf:
enochianrage:
getthesaltnburn:
improbablenormality:
simplydalektable:
emmiandthefireflies:
“And here’s Narnia, followed by Gallifrey”…
“And bringing up the rear is Asgard, full of glorious purpose”
“There’s the Empire, with Darth Vader waving the flag.”
“Oh, and the contingent from Westeros, such elaborate uniforms”
“And now the representatives of Mordor are...
1 tag
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR...
batmansymbol:
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
NOT JIF,
GIF.
And here is the link for the opposite.
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
I just want to go to school.
Like… is that so hard to ask? I just want to go to Colleyville, where I’ve gone for three years, where I’ve been going to school in that district since kindergarten. But since we just HAD to move in with my mom’s boyfriend, all the mother fucking way out in goddamn Fort Fucking Worth, I now live out of the district zone. Way out. And sure, Colleyville has forms online for...
itscandidlycara:
yo America listen up
if we ever get the summer Olympics again here’s whats going down
80 foot tall American presidents fighting 80 foot tall Stan Lee villains
i’m talking Abe Lincoln taking down Loki in hand to hand combat
confetti?
FUCK THAT
apple pIES
7 BILLION APPLE PIES
illusemywords:
s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:
wait so Voldemort is still alive?
HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
Reblog if it's okay to befriend you.
illestrin:
odairaremysugarcubes:
lol
why would you not reblog this
New friends would be awesome.
2 tags
severties:
you’re insecure
i know what for
you’re ugly
5 tags
1 tag
astoldbyblondie:
i just find it hilarious that the world’s largest group of non-athletic people are so invested in the olympics