teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
Can I please go back home?
About 4 months ago, my mom and I moved in with my mom’s boyfriend. I guess you could say she “asked” if that was “okay with me”, but lets be honest, she had already made up her mind that we were moving in. I said I guess I was cool with it, because I guess I was. He lived about 20-30 minutes away. She told me I’d still go to Colleyville and all that, and I could...
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
wowfunniestposts: One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause. Perfect post is perfect.
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Okay, it's 9:30, I'll start my homework at 10:00.
most-awkward-moments: … Damn, 10:03, missed it. 11:00 it is!
I used to blog like you, then I took a SOPA to the...