December 2011
lol just wore my coordinate cards in public
fuckyeahmarchingband:
oooooops didn’t realize they were still on til I got home! hxc marching band lyfe.
ive done this before
Facebook wont load.
What the fuck is up with that.
Unwritten Roller Coaster Tycoon Rules:
You can never have enough handymen
One mechanic per every two rides is plenty. They wont all break down at once.
Make sure you have plenty of bathrooms.
Roller-Coasters may be big money makers, but thrill rides take up way less room.
Make sure there is a good balance between cluttered and spread out. Too little room and your visitors complain it’s too crowded. Too much room and they...
Downloaded a game from Amazon.com
Error while installing.
You’ve gotta be fucking me.
I just lost the game.
fuckyeahbandbuffalo:
When my school hosts a band competition it sells “Happygrams”. They are basically shout outs to particular people in a band that are read as that band is taking the field. Somebody ALWAYS buys one and writes, “I just lost the game” causing every person in the stadium to lose the game.
This. Is. Beautiful.
Reblog if your music taste is fucking beautiful.
isecretlykeepsecrets:
Reasons I love my new computer:
It’s fast. Takes no time at all to start up
It supports Dolphin. I can play gamecube on my computer :D
It has a good processor and can do many things at one.
It’s fucking beautiful
why I don't like Seth/Eirika.
sorenhateseverything:
bubbleteacup:
okay I said I’d do this. let’s go.
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Agreed 100%.
I like to see strong characters helping those they care about grow, and Seth definitely still treats Eirika like a child.
lol patriarchy
Never looked at it this way, but I’m never pairing Seth and Eirika again.
Almost just liked this guys comment on my friend's...
Then I remembered that I hated him.
Fuck that guy.
This girl on facebook just posted a status with her phone number, prompting facebook to text her with your name because she got a new phone. I texted her. But I didn’t say “Dustin.” I put “God.”
When cute babies stare at you in public:
I always just get this blank look back like:
Then I get paranoid that they’re their parents think I’m like a pedophile…
More LOLs Here
I reblogged this just so I could fix the grammar mistake. I thought first graders could recognize the difference between they’re, their, and there. Come on Tumblr.
Jesus was not born on Christmas
For goodness sakes, people. Christmas is a celebration of Jesus’ birth that coincides with the old Pagan Winter Solstice festivals. The church decided this date because it was easy to build a holiday around an existing festival.
The most commonly accepted month of Jesus’ birth is around September. If you really want to, you could consider Christmas as a celebration of Jesus’...
Festivus is such a dumb "holiday".
For anyone who doesn’t know what Festivus is, it is a made up “holiday” popularized by the 90’s sitcom Seinfeld. The holiday, which was “created” by the character of Frank, is a holiday which supports the celebration of the holidays without the commercialization that comes with Christmas. Now wait a second. It celebrates non-commercialization?
But…...
Link is such a badass.
thelegendofzelda:
longlivelink replied to your post: i need to sleep off my angst
that’s wonderful news for you congratulations did you orgasm i hope you did
New Years Resolutions
washeduponthebeach:
Work out more, get all sexy and whatnot.
Stop eating so much goddamn fast food
Go to bed earlier/wake up earlier
Get more tattoos
Save money
Damn straight.
Jake, I feel like the last two counter-act each other….
