ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
warpedesto: do you ever just make a friend and think I am so glad this friend is mine
dirkstr8der: the-winchester-initiative: cryonetics: snorlaxatives: *sexually strokes wall until finding light switch* What a turn on. Get out. why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
theperksofbeingaserialkiller: destiel-is-superwholocked: avatardedpotterhead: undiegirl: but can we take a moment to appreciate this because that is a fucking kiss a kiss like that deserves it’s own post a kiss like that deserves it’s own show friendly reminder that Jenny Vastra and Strax saw him thrust his tongue into thin air IM LQIGHING SO HATD
amoying: amoying: what do musicians put on their toast? jam
marriagehoney: in gallifreyan they don’t say “I love you” they just literarily refuse to say goodbye to the other person and pretend that they will see each other again and I think that’s really painful.
cloysterbell: martincrief: TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT? #if we reblog this every day for the next six months eventually it will be true
When someone dies, you’re like, ‘Are they dead? Oh they’re dead. Okay, right. No...– Matt Smith on the deaths in Doctor Who. (via justinhoskie)
the internet ruined my life: the-vashta-nerada: it... →
the-vashta-nerada: it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”. john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why” and turns into the great dragon and flies away the screen turns black
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
johancruyff: do you ever look back at your relationship with someone on the internet and just think oh my god i’m so fucking glad i clicked follow they make my life so much better
I guess I've gotta eat my words from when I said I...
Because I had a blast at prom. It was lots of fun, and I’m glad I decided to go!
To wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are.– Kurt Cobain (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
Wait, so just because tonight is also prom, you’re going to let me out of school at 11? Well, I don’t totally understand that logic, but okay!
never let me get bored again.
marchingbandmadnesss: what’s this? what’s this? there’s corps everywhere. what’s this? there’s rifle’s in the air what’s this? I can’t believe my eyes I must be dreaming wake up, guys, this isn’t fair. what’s this? Read More
friendlyfereminders: friendly reminder that Myrrh will outlive her “big brother” by centuries ｡◕‿◕｡
thoseforgottenlovers: has anyone ever read the parental guide for labyrinth because
bombarrows asked: you know you're my bitch bend over
Why doesn’t my house have any beverages that are less sugary and bad for you than soda but more flavorful than water. Like seriously, there is no in between.
bombarrows asked: the only time you are not my bitch is when we play strikers otherwise you're my bitch
bombarrows asked: yes you're totally my bitch and you know it
bombarrows asked: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay i'm your best friend
Anonymous asked: 3, 6, 7, 8, 10, 15, 21, 76, 81, 87, 110, 154
Anonymous asked: Answer all of them. I care.
Why do I even reblog those little ask things, in all honestly I just want to answer all of them and hope people care about me.
awesomephilia: Remember this one? This is still the most popular video on tumblr (for a good reason)